How to write unmaintainable code
June 3rd, 2009
I just had to post this – it’s so amusing to the code-monkeys out there.
Its a post (repost in fact) by Roedy Green, from Canadian Mind Products. I came by it by way of a Tweet from Eddie Awad. It’s essentially a tongue-in-cheek article on the best ways to not write code, or (if you would like a job for life) the best way to code to prevent anyone else from understanding it.
The sad thing is that i’ve been guilty in the past of producing code following many of these rules without even thinking about it.
Anyway, the article in full is here. Enjoy it…I have…